No rain, no rainbow sprinkles :( (Taken with instagram)
We are who we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut
Taken with instagram
Taken with instagram
what’s with that pocket on your shirt?
(via What If Your Favorite Album Was a Book? | Mother Jones)
PURPLE RAIN
(via npr)
Echo (Taken with instagram)
Coffee rings (Taken with instagram)
i <3 yoshi
Hot Sox, indeed (Taken with instagram)
You had me at “chocolate whipped cream” (Taken with Instagram at Barnes & Noble)
I order meals based on what’ll look best on Instagram.
Via someecards
Here’s the thing about jokes. They only work when they’re aiming up. I wrote this in another piece recently, but I’m just going to plagiarize myself: People in positions of power simply cannot make jokes at the expense of the powerless. That’s why, at a company party, you never have a roast where the CEO is roasting the janitor (“Isn’t it funny how Steve can barely feed his family? This guy knows what I’m talking about!” [points to other janitor]). Because that would be GROSS, and both janitors would have to work late to clean up everyone’s barf. Open-mic comedians, I know you think you’re part of some fresh vanguard in alternative comedy who just discovered that a lot of black ladies don’t like it when you touch their hair, but pleeeeeeease just stick to stuff about how your stupid girlfriend is a bitch. (Just kidding. Please never speak again.)
Blood and glitter #Slackers (Taken with instagram)
The Avengers Sneak Preview (Taken with instagram)
